They love me, they really, really love me.

Pingouin> Jerek smiles to Mysica, "Want to go see if we can find some trouble to get into?"

Mysica just did nfo keris

[-StarCraft] Keris eyes Mysica. "I didn't like that :P"

Pingouin> Mysica beams. "Of course... What did you have in mind?"

[-StarCraft] Mysica huh's?

[-StarCraft] Keris snickers. "Jerek asks to find trouble and you nfo me? :P"

[-StarCraft] Jerek laughs!

[-StarCraft] Mysica ohs and rolls. No, no, no. I was also page-talking to someone about you and was looking at your age... ;)

[-StarCraft] Mimaryn oooOOoos ;P

[-StarCraft] Jerek: yea, lets go fidn Keris, and uh, I dunno, throw him in the lake?

Jerek just did nfo keris

[-StarCraft] Keris: You were pagetalking about me? Eesh!

[-StarCraft] Keris: As if that's any better.... ;)

[-StarCraft] Mysica beams. And you can't spy on pages... ;P

Pingouin> Jerek hmms, and thinks, "I don't know, lets go find some one to bug."

Pingouin> Mysica nods, pushing herself up out of the chair. "Okay, but where to?"

Pingouin> Jerek hmmms, and stands, "I don't know."

After arguing about who leaves the room first:

Pingouin> Mysica sits back down, an odd stubborness on her face. "Then I guess we aren't going anywhere, are we?" She's not usually stubborn like this, but...

Pingouin> Jerek heys, "Awww, come on Mysica, girls have to go first! it's the first thing you learn as a boy!"

Pingouin> Pingouin **dies! That's what happens when you only read part of the conversation :P

Pingouin> Mysica *peers?

Pingouin> Jerek * hehs.

Pingouin> Pingouin **just has a sick and corrupted mind, t'is all.

Pingouin> Mysica *knew /that/, Keris dear...

Pingouin> Pingouin **preens

Pingouin> Jerek * brb, in a few, idle :)

Pingouin> Mysica *kay's. Lemme know when you're back... :)

Message 98 of 98 on *Jokes and Out-of-context Quotes (#4766):

Date: Wed Jun 28 11:25:56 2000 CDT

From: Tadiera (#14811)

To: *Jokes and Out-of-context Quotes (#4766)

Subject: I think we all get this one... ;)

[PrivateChannel] Keristh bugles all manly-like.

Tad

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[GroupOfFriends] Keris shrieks. Not *jokes!

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera cackles!

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: Oh cruel world...

[GroupOfFriends] Casiys rolls.

Mysica slips softly in from the StarCraft Courtyard.

Jerek walks in from the StarCraft Courtyard.

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna oooOOooh and stops so Keris can catch her...there feel better?

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera feels sorry for Ala..

[GroupOfFriends] Keris ravishes Alanna. Hmpf. Yes.

Jerek wanders in follwoing Mysica, still wondering what he did wrong.

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera (to Keris): Genderless freak. ;)

Kiyata walks in from the StarCraft Courtyard.

[GroupOfFriends] Keris sniffs. "And what does that make my mentees? Genderless freaks-to-be?"

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna purrs and is ravished...nawww Taddie he's awwwwwwwl man!

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera (to Keris): Naaah... they're spies. See. /Someones/ gotta try to figure you out.

Kiyata walks to the Lakeside.

[GroupOfFriends] Keris sulks at Tad. "Just admit you love me."

Jerek looks around, then as Mysica, "Ok, so who can we go bug? We need a good target!"

[GroupOfFriends] Keris snatches Alanna. "She knows something good when she sees it ;)"

[GroupOfFriends] Casiys hmphs, don't do it Tad!

[GroupOfFriends] Keris sits on Cas.

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera snorts. Love you? Y'mean in that love=am-deathly-afraid-of way?

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: That works too :)

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera snickers.

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna sits on Keris's lap and assuers him he's a good manly bronziebabe

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera (to Alanna): what'd he do to you?

Mysica's gaze flickers from Jerek to Keris. "Yeah. Who could we possibly find?" Hmmm, here's one Journeyman, anyway...

[GroupOfFriends] Keris purrs. "My own proddy lap-girl."

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna beams from ear to ear and pulls out a big black curtain, covering her and Keris up...many odd sounds drifting out to tickle the listeners curiousity

Keris **meeps...

StarCraft Field

Soft grass, speckled with wildflowers and the occasional tree, spans about an acre in length from the lake to the forest edges, where a forest tent sits. Near the tent lie a few campsite rings and stakes for the various other tents that will be erected. The grassy ground has already been marked heavily in chalk, stones, and string, showing the outline for a large structure. Stakes have been placed in various locations and already the earthen ground has been disturbed for the initiation of building.

It is an autumn before dawn.

shooting around are Tanis, Harvey, and Caeli.

You see Firelizard Feeder, Forest Green Tent, Worker's Tent, and Moonn's Book of Constelations here.

You notice Calais asleep here.

Mysica and Jerek are here.

Obvious exits:

StarCraft Courtyard Koi Pond Lakeside

[GroupOfFriends] Kesara isnt gonna ask! ;)

Crius blinks in from ::between::!

Keris is outstretched on the grass, his head resting on a pile of charts.

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera (to Kesara): Probally a good idea.

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: Just, don't mind the chainsawing sound. It turns her on.

[GroupOfFriends] Casiys dies.

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera ponders... "Hey... Alanna. If y'find out, tell us what gender Keris /really/ is!" ;)

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna growls and bites Keris in the but!

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna: but/t/

[GroupOfFriends] Keris shrieks. She bit my but :P Will you bite my 'and' next??

[GroupOfFriends] Kesara: haha

Mysica draws back at that, slipping into a shadow. "Uhhh..." she hisses. "Maybe he's asleep?" She didn't think of the chores thing... "But it's no fun to bug the other apprentices..." Don't ask /why/ it's not, it just isn't.

[GroupOfFriends] Keris sticks his tongue out at Tad. "You know what I am."

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna folds up the curtain and goes to find some nice guy who will understand her typos and love them

[GroupOfFriends] Tealc (to Keris): How can she, you don't either.

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera (to Keris): Its still amusing.

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera /laughs/ at Tealc.

[GroupOfFriends] Keris whines. "But I love your body! Doesn't that count?"

Jerek grins, and wanders over to Keris, then grins at Mysica, "Well, lets see." he looks down at Keris, "Are you asleep?" he looks at Mysica, "Well, guess we'll know."

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: That was for Alanna, not Tealc.

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera: Keris is an adverb, I think.

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna collapses on Keris's lap and cries

[GroupOfFriends] Tealc's the typo master! *drags Alanna over*

[GroupOfFriends] Keris grumbles and sits on Tealc. Mine!

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera: Tealc is Keris'? This is new.

[GroupOfFriends] Casiys smooches Tadie, my g/f loves /my/ typos.

[GroupOfFriends] Kesara sits on both of em! hehee

[GroupOfFriends] Keris ews!

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: I'd rather be a dead bug.

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: Tealc's a living bug.

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna sniffles at Keris and flounces away in her silky revealing harem garment to Tealc...cus he loves her typos and her body...

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera gets confused... is Keris a dead adverb bug?

[GroupOfFriends] Keris grumbles.

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera: that Tealc belongs to?

[GroupOfFriends] Keris is not a dead adverb bug!

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: And I only want Tealc if I can torture him.

"What are you /doing/?" Mysica hisses from her shadow. "I thought you said he'd give us chores!" What's all this hypocrisy - don't people go by their own advice anymore?

[GroupOfFriends] Kesara: miine!

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna belives you....dead adverb bugs can't....mmppph and mpppmpph

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera: with you're body, right, Keris?

[GroupOfFriends] Tealc: No! No! He's gonna show me his face!

Oh look, no answer... wait, there's a faint, snoring sound. Looks like Keris fell asleep on his beloved charts.

Jerek shrugs to Mysica, "Well, I don't know if he will or not, but where's the fun and adventure in it, if you don't at least take the chance!"

[GroupOfFriends] Keris is gonna show you more than that :P

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera (to Tealc): Trust me. You don't wanna see it.

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna decides if everyone is going to gang up on Keris she should be perverse and officially Loves Him!

[GroupOfFriends] Keris awws and melts all over Alanna. She loves me!

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera (to Alanna): Love in that 'I'm so afraid of him I'll just appease him' way?

Crius shrills an infantile hello to the group, flapping around unsteadily until he finds a perch on a nearby piece of greenery.

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: No, in that 'I liked the way he ravished me' way.

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna hmms...somewhere delightfully in between

Mysica comes out of her shadow at the snoring, moving to stand over the Journeyman as well. "Hmmm... Looks like he's asleep." There's definitely mischief showing in her eyes now. "So what should we do to him? I mean, he has to learn not to fall asleep in the middle of the day, right?" She casts a dark glare at Crius for the noise. No noise. Can't wake up Keris...

[GroupOfFriends] Tealc: More like I tried everything normal, lets go for something extreme now.

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera: I wouldn't think so... with the chainsaw....

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna ooohs at Tealc...that's it

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera decides to curl up in Cas' lap.

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna explains...chainsaw is a nickname *winks at Keris*

[GroupOfFriends] Keris mrowrs. 100 spins a minute ;)

[GroupOfFriends] Casiys yays! *smooches Tadie*

Jerek * it's before dawn though, so he should be asleep.

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera BITES HER LIP. Dear god. My mind did not think that.

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna dies

Keris **naws. It's 6.30 AM :)

Mysica *peeks at +time. Oops... I keep assuming moo time - isn't that what it used to be?

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera: spin cycle.... rinse cycle. *goes to flatten her mind to a pulp*

Meltemi blinks in from ::between::!

Aeolus blinks in from ::between::!

[GroupOfFriends] Keris is talented.

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna whoOooooOoohs

[GroupOfFriends] Keris notes that's just small deaths, Alanna ;>

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna gets them all mwuaahaaahaa?

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: Not the gory kind.

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: Well, unless you prefer that.

[GroupOfFriends] Kesara: spin cycle...hehehe

[GroupOfFriends] Casiys can't help but laugh a bit and smooches Tadie, keep your mind out of the gutter.

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera (to Kesara): 'rinse cycle' is what scared me.

Jerek grins, "But we have to go to the lake to get sand, don't we? well, how about we pull up some grass, and bury him in grass then?"

[GroupOfFriends] Kesara snickers. eww ;)

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: Rinse? Oh, yah, I need oiling.

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera falls over.

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna purrrs at 'oils' Keris

Mysica eyes the lakeside uncertainly. "How could we drag sand all that way? I mean, it'll take a /lot/ of sand to bury his whole body." Did she just call Keris fat..? "And I don't want to ruin all this grass..."

[GroupOfFriends] Kesara: watch out, where you are squirting that "oil" ;)

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera is so in an odd mood today...

[GroupOfFriends] Keris mrowrs and likes Alanna's juices.

[GroupOfFriends] Casiys stands on the sidewalk and fishes in the gutter for minds, very easy to catch on this channel.

Mysica *peers. Okay, that settles it. StarCrafters /love/ spying, don't they?

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera /CHOKES/ at Kes.

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna's mind avoids Casiys's grabbing and likes the gutter..

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera kicks Cas into the gutter.

Of course, they could just roll him. He looks to be really sound asleep.

[GroupOfFriends] Keris' mind is stuck here, so nyah.

[GroupOfFriends] Casiys refuses to sit in the gutter.

[GroupOfFriends] Kesara giggles and jumps into the gutter with tads and cas. gutter partay whoo!

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: You don't sit in it.

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna whooos and finishes oiling Keris....Gutter Party.!!!

[GroupOfFriends] Keris pouts. "Done so soon?"

[GroupOfFriends] Keris joins his mind in the gutter. "Together at last!"

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera idly dumps zombies into the gutter from where she is on the curb...

Jerek nods, and hmmms again,a s he thinks, "Well, what do you think we should do? I'm out of ideas." then he thinks a little bit more, and grins devilishly again, "I got it! how about we roll him down to the lake, then we wont have to carry the sand anywhere, and we'll have it all right there where we need it, plus we'll ahve him there too!

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna's body joins her mind in the gutter and she goes back to oiling Keris...aww pwoor booy

[GroupOfFriends] Casiys yays, my Tadie's out of the gutter. *smooches her on the nose and throws rocks at the minds in it still ;)*

[GroupOfFriends] Kesara snickers, keris wanted to be oiled more places than not...heheee

[GroupOfFriends] Kesara dodges a rock.hey I cant h elp it if i have a "creative" mind! ;)

[GroupOfFriends] Keris waits in the gutter. I itch! ;)

[GroupOfFriends] Kesara isnt touching that one with a ten foot pole!

[GroupOfFriends] Keris squeaks. Watch out with that rock :P

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna oils Keris solicitiously all over and growls at Casiys, "D'you mind?"

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera waits for the zombies to finish off the minds....

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: If you had a ten foot pole you wouldn't need me.

Tadiera thwaps Keris! Keris laughs insanely and thwaps you back with a sword. 'Thwap /this/ and /this/ and /this/,' until you're left in a goolike mass on the ground..

Mysica's gaze flickers from the sleeping form to the lakeside. "Ummm, okay. That sounds good. If he wakes up halfway there, though, what do we do?" She kneels down by Keris, ready to shove. "Hope he's not too heavy..." There she goes with the fat thing again...

[GroupOfFriends] Kesara tee hee, I dont need a ten foot pole, I have rand ;)

[GroupOfFriends] Casiys shakes his head, you people.

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna likes Keris's ten foot pole

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera (to Kesara): I could always tell him you said that...

[GroupOfFriends] Keris sorks. "Listen to Alanna ;)"

Jerek grins, and kneels down as well, and smiles to Mysica, "Well, we could tell him if he wakes up, that he started rolling towards the lake, and that we were trying to stop him."

Alanna sweeps you up in her arms and draws you close to her. Her hands slide gently across your frame. Her lips tenatively search out yours, briefly touching for a gentle kiss. Then, She increases the pressure, savoring the feel, touch, taste, the essence of your lips, kiss, soul. She seems to draw it out for an eternity, and a mere second as she continues this passionate kiss. Finally, the two of you break and she pulls back with a smile, and out of breath of course.

Keris is so not fat. And if he wakes up they're just taking him away so he doesn't crumble his charts, neh?

Jerek smiles, "I am sure he doesn't want to get wet, so he'll praise, and thank us, for stopping him from rolling into the water."

[GroupOfFriends] Kesara hides and hopes she doesnt tell him ;)

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna does all kinds of kinky things with the tenfoot pole *mrrrow!*

[GroupOfFriends] Keris sits back and enjoys :>

Mysica raises a hand to her mouth suddenly to stifle a snicker. "Yeah, that's right. He just started rolling away and we had to catch him..." She shakes her head, carefully keeping her voice to a whisper. "Okay, ready?" She sets her hands against Keris and waits for Jerek.

[GroupOfFriends] Kesara hides her eyes from the Alanna pole dancer ;)

Jerek nods to Mysica, and puts his hands carefully on Keris, and starts to push him over, so they can roll him.

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: Ooh, yeah, like a May pole.. only, we're in June.

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera swoons over Cas' voice. *change of subject*

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: Ans in May they're not actually /on/ the pole..

Keris gives a coughing snoar and twitches slightly, but is rolled easily enough. Dum-dee-dum.

[-StarCraft] Keris snickers..

[-StarCraft] Mysica is gonna laugh when he gets away from us and hits the water... ;P

Mysica pushes, stifling another giggle as they roll him across the field. "Ooh, when he wakes up..." she whispers, shaking her head. They're gonna be in /trouble/... <repose>

Jerek grins to Mysica, and rolls Keris somemore, towards the lakeside, careful not to roll too hard, don't want to wake him up <repose>

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera whaps Tadiera. Tadiera is whapped.

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna watches.

[GroupOfFriends] Keris: Ooooh, auto-maschocism!

Mysica's foot catches on a stone, and she goes crashing to the ground with a thump, arms reaching to catch herself, luckily on the far side of Keris. "Ooh, stop, stop, stop. I tripped," she whispers, gazing down at Keris warily a moment as she regains her balance.

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna gets distracted from Keris..I tohught my personalities got the better of me sometimes..mm that girl could use help >>lik you can talk<< ((Shut up both of you)) <<<I was trying to sleep>>

[GroupOfFriends] Tadiera finds amusement in turning up music, hearing Cas sing, turning down music, and him stopping...

[GroupOfFriends] Keris strips to get Alanna's attention again :>

[GroupOfFriends] Kesara is trying to figure out what she means by that...

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna's attention is had and she puts up another black curtain, "mmm baby,"

[GroupOfFriends] Keris purrs and growls and makes general happy noises behind the curtain.

Meltemi suddenly disappears ::between::!

Jerek frowns as Mysica trips, he stops Keris from rolling carefully, and goes to check on her, to make sure that she is alright.

Keris just rolls and rolls and rolls, oblivious to Mysica's missing guidance. Dum-dee-dum, towards the lake we go. Journeyman on the loose.

[GroupOfFriends] Alanna gets Keris's chainsaw going and mrrrows, nibblenibble *CENSORED!*

[GroupOfFriends] Keris flutters. Ignite me, baby!

No new messages :>

Jerek blinks as Keris continues to roll, and chuckles, and heads for the lakeside, he's got to get there before Keris goes for an unexpected bath.

Mysica makes a face. "I'm fine - ooh, catch him!" She points toward Keris, then jumps up, chasing him carefully. Must catch up. Must not lose the Journeyman. Craft will kill if she loses a Journeyman...

Keris gives another one of those coughing snoars and fortunately reaches a small up-hill in the grass, thus ending his rolling.

Jerek runs after Keris and then stops, and almost trips over him as he stops rolling, then gives a sigh of relief, and calls softly to Mysica, "He stopped, and he's still asleep."

Mysica is hard put to stifle her laughter now. "Good! I'll try not to trip this time." Catching up, she kneels down again. "Almost there. Ready?" Her first official prank, and she nearly loses the target...

Jerek nods to Mysica, and smiles, he pushes Keris up over the slight incline, and slowly towards the lake, they're getting closer, and makign good progress. He grins to himself, because it's his irst prank, and he's a bit overly excited about it.

Keris snores happily, a smile spreadingo n his face. Looks like he's dreaming.... it's probably the soggy grass making his pants wet which is giving him funny associations.

Mysica strains to get Keris over the little hill, then relaxes as the going gets easier. She's grinning like a fool now, pleased with herself as well as a bit embarrassed. "We're almost there. Where should we put him?" She scans the beach a moment, looking for a suitably sandy spot - hopefully out of the reach of water...

Jerek hmmms softly as he rolls Keris, "How about right there?" he points to a spot, about halfway between land, and water, "that looks like a good spot, to start burying him."

Mysica nods, aiming the Journeyman in that direction. "Sounds good." Her grin widens slightly as they near the spot. "Here we are. Now start scooping up the sand..." Though it won't stay sand for very long on those wet pants...

Jerek grins to Mysica, and nods, he stops Keris from rolling, and makes sure he's laying on his back, then moves away slowly, to begin scooping up some sand, "Lets start with his feet."

"Okay," Mysi agrees, dropping her handful of sand over his feet and hmming softly as it falls between them. "This'll take a lot of sand. Maybe we should dig out a little body-sized pit first, so we'll have extra sand to cover him with."

Jerek nods to Mysi, and then smiles, "Yea, that might be a good idea, get a big pile of sand set up, and that way we don't have to pause to take handfull by handfull, makes it better because then maybe he wont have time to wake up, before we're finished."

Mysica nods and moves to the patch beside Keris and starts scooping sand away. "Here. We can dig this out and then..." She pauses, lowering her voice before continuing, "And then roll him down into it and cover him up."

And of course they should shape the sand as something... a pile will be too boring.

Jerek grins, and nods to Mysica, and hmmms, "How about we we make it in the shape of a giant star? or maybe like a wherry, or a tunnel snake? yea, a tunnel snake" he grins, "then it can be like the tunnelsnake is eatting him."

Mysica beams at that suggestion, nodding. "Yeah. And a tunnelsnake wouldn't be too hard, either." She pats at the sand she's already deposited, forming it into a little spike near Keris' feet.

And since his head shouldn't be covered, they can make it seem as if the snake's mouth is opened around his neck.

Jerek grins, and begins to dig the hole in which they'll place keris, beside him, well, two spaces away so they can keep him on his back, when they put him in it, he smiles happily as he does this, because it's fun, and the thought of trouble is just as equally as fun.

[-StarCraft] Mysica awws. No suffocating Keris? ;P

[-StarCraft] Cipri gives you permission to kill'm

[-StarCraft] Mysica beams. Hehe...

[-StarCraft] Keris sits on Cipri.

[-StarCraft] Mysica baps Keris. Get back on the ground! You're /supposed/ to be asleep... ;P

[-StarCraft] Cipri's X2 aswell. So just kill'm

[-StarCraft] Keris is asleep, but, uhm, sleepwalking.

[-StarCraft] Mysica beams. Well, lie back down and I'll sit on ya, then. Mustn't be wandering away while we're digging your grave...

Mysica snickers to herself occasionally, and keeps glancing over at Jerek mid-laugh. "We should do stuff like this more often..." And get water rations til the next Pass...

[public] Tellia +fingers Shirgall.

Jerek nods, and grins at Mysica as he digs the tunnel snake shaped pit in the ground, "Yea, we should, you know it might be fun to bury etain or someone else like this too, or maybe we could do other stuff to them"

[public] Alanna oohs Tellia

[public] Alanna: mm go gurl!

[public] Tellia beams... ;P

[public] Keris +fingers Alanna.

[public] Keris winks ;)

[public] Alanna swooons

Alanna hands you a half a mark tip, winks, and says, 'Thanks, baby. Hope you enjoyed that as much as I did'.

Keris saunters up to Alanna and waggles his eyebrows in new and interesting ways, before quipping, 'Hey baby, wanna polish my pole?'

Mysica grins and shakes her head. "Nah! We should only use each prank once. We'll have to think of something else for our next victim..." She beams, widening a particular bend she was working on. He has to be able to fit, after all. Ooh, look. Another reference to Keris' weight...

Jerek nods to Mysica, and continues to dig, he digs the mouth of the tunnelsnake, with its mouth open, "You know this might be kind of neat, make it look like the tunnel snake has swallowed him up to his head."

Mysica grins. "Yeah, just wait until /he/ sees it..." She pauses in her digging, sizing up the hole they'd made. "Hey, I think we're almost done... Are we going to wake him up afterwards or what? I mean, I want to see his face, you know?"

Jerek hmms, and grins, "Yea, I guess so, we can pretend that we found him this way, ask him why he's buried in the sand or something like that, right?" he grins, and digs out the last bit of the sand, and judges it as best he can, "Ok, lets roll him over into it carefully, and start pushing the sand on him.

Mysica nods, putting the last smoothing touch on a section. "Sounds good, here we go." She moves around to Keris' other side, ready to shove. "Careful, though. We don't want to wake him up until he's buried..."

Jerek nods, and grins to Mysica, and kneels beside Keris and begins to gently roll him into the pit they've dug, careful to make sure he doesn't bump his head, or anything like that.

Mysica, at Keris' feet, somehow manages to lose her own advice in the shuffle, and lets go at the edge, freeing his feet to hit the floor. Fortunately, it's a shallow pit, so the thunk is soft and probably won't wake him. "Oops?" Mysi offers, her face stricken.

Jerek smiles to Mysi, and gives her a comforting look, and then he beginst o slowly, and carefully push sand onto Keris' feet, and then slowly the rest of his body.

Mysica reaches over to the loose sand, scraping an armful onto Keris' midriff and carefully patting it into place. If she can just keep away from having to say 'Oops', she'll be okay...

Jerek grins at mysi, and begins to cover up Keris chest, and arms with the sand, sliding it carefully into place, though he doesn't pat it down, pat another male? ick he thinks, and then begins to pile it lightly around Keris neck.

Mysica has no problems with patting the sand into place. After all, once it's placed, it's just like patting the ground. And anyway, she's female, isn't she?

Keris **eyes. Ew, you're /groping/ me! ;)

Jerek *heh!

Jerek *gropes? :P

Keris **squeak!

Mysica *is /just/ patting the ground. She can't help it if you're under the ground. It's your own fault for falling asleep... ;P

Jerek grins, as they get finished buryng Keris, he wipes the sand of fhis hands, and arms, and then just sits there, like he's wondering why Keris is buried, and looks at Mysica, "You want to wake him?"

[-StarCraft] Jerek grins at the buries Keris, "We did a good job!"

[-StarCraft] Keris wiggles.

[-StarCraft] Keris chokes. "Darnm that strawberry was too big to swallow..."

[-StarCraft] Jerek: uh, thats why you chew?

[-StarCraft] Keris: Yeah I tried but I accidentally swallowed instead. Eesh.

[-StarCraft] Thyme can do the Heimlich.... :o)

[-StarCraft] Keris: It's ok, I got it down :P

Jerek smiles to Mysica, ok, I'll wake him up, do you know his name? I'm not even sure i've ever met him, other than he did have that hatching."

Keris **thinks you'd get in trouble if you woke him up :P

Jerek * heh, ok, then what, just wait for him to wake up? :P and the fun is getting in trouble!

Jerek grins, at mysi, "Well, we did a good job, maybe we shouldn't wake him."

Aaron walks in, and hears only the last part of that... "Wake who?" he asks quietly.

Mysica eyes him a moment longer, then nods. "His name's Keris. He did my interview." She scuttles forward, peering down at him, then sits back, considering. "Maybe not... I don't want to get in trouble, as much fun as it would be to see his face..." She trails off with a shrug. "What do you think?"

Corona sneaks in from the StarCraft Courtyard.

Jerek blinks and looks around, and then sits down a little ways off, and smiles as he sees other people around, and points to Keris,, who is buried in a tunnel snake shapped pit, "We just buried him.."

Following the voices, brows are drawn together in a curious fashion. "Buried him?" Thyme askes, voice soft, and slightly shy.

Aaron notices the head sticking out of the ground... "Well, now, that wasn't nice... But, whilest he's down there..." Aaron takes off and opens his pack, pulling out a small jar of syrup. "Always keep some handy for an emergancy..."

Keris **eeks!

Aaron **laughs. Do you like insects, Keris?

Jerek nods to Thyme, and blushes a little, he's always shy around people he doesn't know, "Yea, he was sleeping, so we decided to rll him down to the sand, and bury him, just beause it seemed like it would be fun."

Jerek * maybe a firelizard will lick the syrup off, and wake Keris?

Keris **ICly doesn't mind them :P

Keris **notes though that if you mess him up you'd ICly be in trouble.

Aaron *notes that it wouldn't always be ICly known that any of us were here... You ARE asleep...

Thyme grins, holding back a soft laugh. "Hopefully he doesn't wake up while your all still here." she says, and perches on a low branch, feet swinging beneath her.

Keris **grins. Maybe, but someone's always seen something...

Aaron *also note that you have no flits on you... :-P

Keris **snorks. they're around :P

Aaron grins, and dances back behind Keris's head, slowly opening the jar. "Shall we?"

Keris **will let you put syrup on the sand, but not in his hair :P

Jerek hmmms at Aaron, and then shakes his head, "I don't know if you should pour that on him or not, how about just pouring it on the sand?"

Aaron *What about his face? >:-P Alright, sand it is...

Keris **snorks. You need to decorate the snake anyway, no? ;)

Aaron nods, and tips the jar, the thick stuff slowly dropping out, and moves in a slow circle around the sleeping j-man. Shaking his head, smileing, he says "Now, what do you suppose'll happen when he wakes?"

Jerek chuckles, and looks at Aaron, "What's in there, anyway?

Legs still swinging beneath her, Thyme pauses, curious of what would happen herself. "Are you sure that's just syrup?" she askes.

Aaron grins evilly. "Syrup. Yes, I'm sure. I just had some. Quite tasty. Would you like a bit?" He completes the circle, and hold up the almost-empty jar.

Thyme quickly shakes her head. "No. Thank you anyways, but it's a bit too sweet for me." she says, voice still barely above a whisper. Legs continue to swing again, and she lets her sandals fall the ground, landing with soft plops on the sand below her.

Jerek smiles as he watches, and grins, he just wonders what'll hapen if Keris ever finds out who did this.

Mysica *sighs. Dumb connection... What's happening?

Aaron *grins. Syrup, in a circle, around K.

Mysica *ooooohs...

Jerek chuckles, and just watches the buried Keris, and grins, "Well, guess we've had our fun/"

Aaron nods... "And now, to wake him up..."

Mysica casts a glance to Jerek and nods. "Are you /sure/ you want to wake him up? He might be pretty mad..." She trails off uncertainly. What kind of punishment would /this/ bring?

Thyme watches from her perch, not intending to go over, and possibly get in trouble as well. She brings her legs up, and crosses them, wobbling on her perch for a second.

Jerek grins to Aaron, "Well, you wake him up if you want to, I'm not sure I would do that or not.. maybe he'll just wake up on his own." he is curious as how Keris would react though.

Aaron looks around, looking for a hiding spot. Finding none, he shrugs... "Alright, no waking him... Now what?"

Jerek hmms, and grins, "Well, just thought of something, maybe if we ran around chasing each other, and make alot of noise, it'd wake him up, and it would look like we are playing? and he wont suspect us?"

Mysica beams, moving toward Jerek with a grin. "Sounds great. We can play tag - you're it!" She slaps his arm lightly, then dashes off with a giggle.

Jerek grrs softly at mysica, and stands, and chases after her, he knows how to play this game, then he grins, and runs towards Aaron.

Aaron is confused at first, and then realizes... Oh, alright, got it. He runs away fomr Jerek, hollaring his lungs out. "You can't get me!"

Keris **oohs. I'm supposed to wake up now?

Jerek laughs as he chases after Aaron, "Oh yes I can, and I will!" he catches up to Aaron, and tags him, and then runs away, shouting, "You're it!"

Jerek * sure

Hand going to her mouth to stifle a yawn, Thyme watches the others run, a little old to be playing tag herself.

"Hmpf... what? What?" Keris slowly wakes up, the sounds and shouting rousing him from his, ahem, little nap. "Hey! Who did this??" The journeyman glares down himself, and into the face of a... tunnelsnake?!

Mysica veers away from Aaron, now, gaze flichering from him to Keris. Have to get our good acting face ready, after all. Mustn't give ourselves away once he does - oops! Awake already. She turns to face Keris and stops dead, shrieking loudly. "What's /he/ doing in the sand??"

Aaron stops, turns, and hauls off towards Thyme, not realizing that she's not playing, then hears Keris, stopping as if in surprise, looking around. "Who said that?"

Jerek runs away from Aaron and Mysica, afraid of them because they are playing tag, he doesn't see the mound of dirt that Keris is buried under, and trips over it, and falls hard into the sand hands out to try to ease the hurt of the fall, but his hands get hurt anyhow.

"What is go... aiee!" Keris tries to flinch away as Jerek comes hurling down on him, but the sand keeps him firmly in place. "What /are/ y'all doing?" the journeyman demands to know, his voice incredous. "Who..." Blink, blink.

Aaron looks at Keris. "/We're/ playing tag. What are /you/ doing?"

Mysica eeks softly as Jerek falls. "Be /careful/!" she calls, then, by way of explanation, "We're just playing tag. What are /you/ doing here?"

Jerek erfs sa he finds himself down on the ground, he looks to see what he tripped over, and finds Keris buried in the sand, "We were playing tag, what're you doing?"

Keris **eyes :P

Mysica *reads those last three poses. Great minds think alike? ;P

Jerek *cracks up all over again.

Aaron walks over to Jerek, and offers him a hand up, being careful not to step on Keris.

"I was /sl.../, uhm, watching the sky," Keris informs the apprentices, staring at them wide-eyed. "How did this happen?!"

Aaron *nods. Well, maybe not /great/ mind's, but approching great... :-)

Jerek looks up at Aaron and smiles as he accept the hand up, and winces a little, his feet hurt a little too, and he limps quietly over towards Mysica.

Keris ** great minds sink alike ;)

Thyme slips off the branch, giggling softly. "Are you ok?" she askes, more to everyone then someone specific. Seeing Keris burried in the sand, sparks her further, and her giggling gives way to soft laughter. She pauses briefly watching.

Aaron shrugs at Keris. "You tell us. We're just taking a break."

Mysica reaches out to pat Jerek's arm, eyeing the limp with concern. "You okay, dear?" Then she turns back to Keris, a slight grin flickering on her face. "Why didn't you watch the sky from /above/ the ground?"

Jerek looks over at Keris, "We just got here, and decided that a nice game of tag was in order, because we got all our chores done on time, and had a bit of free time. We didn't even see you there."

Mysica *grins at Keris. We only sink if you find us out... ;P

"But I did," Keris tells Mysica, his expression growing even more puzzled. "Someone must've done this! How could I bury myself in /sand/, for Faranth's sake?"

Aaron gets a sudden inspriation. "Maybe you had a dragon bury you. You know how you're always forgetting stuff, like that lesson you were supposed to teach the other morning..."

Jerek nods to Mysica, and sits down on the ground, frowing some at his foot, "Yea, I'll be ok, just hurts a little, I should of looked where I was going, but I didn't expect there to be a large lump of sand in the way."

Aaron *wonders if K is horz or vert?

Thyme crosses her legs, and settles on the sand, eyes glowing. Curls gather in her face until she brushes them away, curiously taking in whole scene, not really sure what to say.

Keris **uhms and hopes the former? :P

Jerek *vert I would guess.

Keris **squeaks. I'm sttanding up??

Aaron *grin all evil-like. >>;-D

Jerek * no, I thought he meant the direction of the burial.

"Why would I have a /dragon/ bury me?!" Keris half-squeaks, trying to wiggle free from his sandy mound. Shells, as if he was a shardin' /egg/! "It's days since Lis was here, and I don't even think her green monster'd do that!"

Jerek *laying with ehad on top, feet at bottom, not sideways

Aaron *right. He's standing up, beneath the sand.

Mysica eyes Keris. "I honestly don't know. But since you were watching the sky, surely you saw it happen, didn't you? You tell /us/ how you got buried?"

Jerek *is confused now..

Mysica *is, too...

Keris **blinks?

Mysica *umms. Drop the * on my actual pose.. ;P

Jerek *ok, lets say you're really laying on a beach, the pit was dug top to bottom, not left to right

Aaron *shrugs. It doesn't matter... Let's just say he can't move?

Aaron shrugs. "Maybe Lis decided to pay you a surprise visit?"

Jerek shrugs at Keris, "Yea, if you were watching the sky, you would of noticed someone putting sand on you, wouldn't you?"

"But I wasn't watching the sky," Keris admits reluctantly, scowling at the apprentices. "I must've fallen asleep."

Giggling softly, Thyme adds her own idea. "Maybe you were laying there so long you sank?" she suggests. Not the brightest girl at moments, is she?

Aaron shoots a glance at Thyme, then looks back to Keris, an astonished look on his face. "You mean... You mean that /you/ have to sleep?"

"Of course I do," Keris answers almost timidly, wiggling harder now. "Will you please /remove/ this shardin' sand from my body??" Sheesh. Apprentices.

Jerek nods, and wanders over, and kneels in the sand, and starts to try to dig Keris out.

Mysica conceals her need to snicker by laughing at Aaron's comment. "Of course he has to sleep. He's just human, after all..." At Keris' comment, she nods. "Oh, of course. Come on, I guess we have to be the ones to dig him out.

Aaron sits down on his heels, the toes of his boots digging int the sand a bit. "Well, that depends. What would you do for us? Wait a second, guys..."

Jerek blinks and looks at Aaron.

"What do you mean 'what would I do'?" Keris demands. "Consider it a chore!"

Keris **hasta leave in a minute..

Jerek * does too, gotta go pick up a friend from work.

Aaron *oh, wah. Alright.

Keris **might BBL though ;) Someone wanna send *star and tell the purty little story? :P

Jerek * nods, and thinks abotu cleaning up the log, and posting it somewhere :P

Aaron shrugs. "Well, fine, be that way." Aaron rocks forward onto his knees and begins to dig out the sand.

Jerek grins, and begins to dig Keris out at least his arms and heads.

Aaron *grins. I've gotta go too, so it's all good.

Keris **snickers and will put it on his homepage.. :=

Jerek *ah, did you log it? where's your homepage? :)

Aaron goes home.

Keris ** In my +finger :>

Jerek grins.

Mysica eyes Aaron with a flicker of smile. Looks like we have to undo our own work, don't we. She bends over and starts digging, shaking her head every once in a while.